---So last year after the Miss America pageant, my publicist had to do some damage control after I ignorantly used a racial slur aimed toward the Indian-American winner. That's in the past. I apologized. This year, there is something more pressing: the winner's talent. I'm sorry. She ultimately played a drinking game on stage. It's laughable. I wonder why she didn't just sing instead of doing a little cup ditty? Whatever. I am proud of Miss Arkansas for being 2nd runner up!
I thought the puppet girl had a pretty entertaining talent. of course she didn't compare to Alyse Eady from Arkansas a few years ago.
*Carlton from Fresh Prince was BY FAR the best dancer.
*Duck Dynasty Daughter was BY FAR the HOTTEST "star"
*I didn't know bloggers were considered "stars"--I vote for Daddy Jack to be on next season.
*Lolo Jones made me embarrassed for her.
*Apparently I need to DVR Pretty Little Liars because that girl is a close second to duck daughter in hotness.
*Julianne Hough left her hot set in her hair three days too long.
*Derrick needs to shave that nasty facial hair.
*Erin Andrews is a dime.
---The NFL is not having a very good month so far. Ray Rice should be tied to a tree and let his wife that still married him after he beat the dog shit out of beat his ass. Real nice gentleman, Ray. And Andrian Peterson just got caught doing something that I know my parents and all my friends' parents have done. And I love that they are calling it a "branch." He got whipped with a switch because I am sure he was being a little asshole. Before I get hate mail, I understand it was worse than a little spanking, and I do not condone child abuse. I think Adrian did go a little too far for a four year old.
---Kanye told a wheelchair bound concertgoer to stand up. And now is not apologizing. He is certainly an asshole, and perhaps he should be put in a room with Ray Rice. I don't care how much creativity he has, he is a jerk. Lucky Kim.
---So I pre ordered the new iPhone. They were available for pre order at midnight on Thursday. That was pacific time, which meant 2am here. I wasn't risking waiting until real morning, so I woke up and ordered at 2:01 am. Call me a dork...it will be here on Friday, the day they come out...I am pretty pumped about having 64gb of storage for my whole iTunes library!!