Yes. I have. Apparently I seem to be a terrorist, because every time I fly, I get chosen to participate in the complimentary feel-up by TSA. Also, in routine traffic stops I have been searched. The only thing the cop could find was
2. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Not even a question. Aniston. Who would want someone who drinks blood like Edward Cullen when you could have Rachel Karen Green? She is my number one in Hollywood.
3. What's your favorite commercial?
WTF is a commercial? It is a very rare occasion that I watch a TV program in real time. But the commercial that makes me laugh the hardest (even though I think he is a douche) is the commercial for Beiber's fragrance for Macy's on Black Friday. I laugh every. single. time. I also think the commercial where the girls says "Who are you calling a Cootie Queen, you LENT LICKER?!?!" is really funny too.
Yes. And the last time I went was in Rockefeller Center in NYC. Shea and I went and waited in line for what seemed to be hours in the freezing cold after dinner and lots and lots of cocktails (about 11pm). This wasn't the best idea we had. Shea didn't get away from the rails and I just thought I was going to be Tonya Harding and perform some triple axles. Fail. But we had fun and were over it after about two loops around the rink.
|To be fair I was carrying a little extra Holiday weight.|
In my mind I am already a talented singer, but according to others I am not so much. I would love to be able to sit down at a piano and just play anything and everything and sing. I am always impressed with the Piano bar performers that can do anything. That takes a lot of talent that I don't have.
6. Do you know anyone in jail?
You know the saying "You can pick your friends, but not your relatives..." Yeah. I am pretty sure when we took a class trip to the Prison when I was in high school, it was like a family reunion. But outside of my family, I know a lot of others too. So I guess everyone makes mistakes, not just my family. These are mostly distant (second) cousins. So they aren't that close to me...
7. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
Well, it's not necessarily a mole, but more of a skin tag. And it is right between the crease at the very top of my leg, so when I run or work out friction causes it to burn. I read that I could just clip it off with fingernail clippers. Yeah, sure, you can if you want to bleed like a Hemophiliac. Big mistake, huge. But after a couple hours in the bath, it stopped and not I don't have a "mole" in a very inopportune location.
8. When is the last time you played guitar?
When I convinced myself I would be the next Eric Clapton and bought a guitar on a whim and thought I could teach myself via YouTube. Not. One video in, I was more confused than just a little bit.
9. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Other than texting, eating, and using my knee to drive all at the same time, I guess the next weirdest thing would be changing clothes. I do that quite a bit. Big time saver...
10. Do you have any strange phobias?
Yes. I would rather swim in a lake full of snakes than fish. Fish freak me out. I just don't like them and never have. I also have this fear that I will be 30, and not married, and have to either adopt grand kids or learn to love step grand kids as my own because all of the "non tainted" girls will have already been taken and I will have marry some old bag who already has kids....Oh wait, that's someone else's in my family.
What are some random question y'all have for me?
until next time...